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23 ways to annoy Percy Jackson

1. Tell him Annabeth fell in love with Luke
2. Tell him that he is really the son of the God of Perfume
3. Call him a Fish Boy
4. Tell him that if most of Poseidon's sons are Cyclopes, then what does that make him?
5. Tell him you think he's emo
6. Tell him that the color blue was replaced by the color pink
7. Tell him Justin Beiber is also the son of Poseidon
8. Sing the song that never ends to him
9. Offer him a clickable ball-point pen
10. Give him a blue drink claiming it's Kool-Aid when it's really wine dyed blue.
11. Whenever you see him fixing his hair call him a Prissy Jackson (or anything along those lines)
12. When you see him riding a Pegasus yell "REAL MEN RIDE PEGASI!"
13. Tell him Grover went emo
14.  Whenever he fights a monster sing the Indian Jones theme song
15. Say "your hand is bigger than your face ya know." and when he puts his hand close to his face smack his hand into his nose
16. Say his name is un-manly and that Annabeth likes manly men, like Edward Cullen
17. When playing Capture the Flag, shoot him with a nerf gun and scream "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE FLAG FISH BOY!" then run off
18. When you catch him making out with Annabeth take a picture, show it to everyone, and tell them Percy plans to propose to Annabeth tomorrow
19. When he finds out tell him that Grover took the picture and said all those things
20. If he doesn't believe you and tries to beat you up, shoot him with a nerf gun and yell "IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!!" then shoot him in the face and run off to annoy someone else
21. Say "I like chocolate milk" at the dinner table over and over again
22. Or try saying "I like cereal." over and over again
23. When he implodes tell Chiron that I was Annabeth's fault 'cause she made out with him too long
i was bored okay? i'm sorry if you dont like them.......and im sorry if they arent funny
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Ivyheart090 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol 14 xD 
You should also sing, "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, and this is how it goes.......... I know a song that will get on your nerves~~"
Caaroolina Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
sophiacyra Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
haha number 14 thats my fav
Porsheee Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Writer
21 lol
alteaestelles Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha ha is so so so funny i love them all
8bit-Proxy Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I will tell him soon 17 was my favorite!
shannonredwind8 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
it was funny

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Moonbeamprincess Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
XD I giggled so hard I think my family thinks I'm crazy
VenusandRobecca Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student General Artist
14 and 7 are best.
Icyfire101 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i agree.
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