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23 ways to annoy Percy Jackson

1. Tell him Annabeth fell in love with Luke
2. Tell him that he is really the son of the God of Perfume
3. Call him a Fish Boy
4. Tell him that if most of Poseidon's sons are Cyclopes, then what does that make him?
5. Tell him you think he's emo
6. Tell him that the color blue was replaced by the color pink
7. Tell him Justin Beiber is also the son of Poseidon
8. Sing the song that never ends to him
9. Offer him a clickable ball-point pen
10. Give him a blue drink claiming it's Kool-Aid when it's really wine dyed blue.
11. Whenever you see him fixing his hair call him a Prissy Jackson (or anything along those lines)
12. When you see him riding a Pegasus yell "REAL MEN RIDE PEGASI!"
13. Tell him Grover went emo
14.  Whenever he fights a monster sing the Indian Jones theme song
15. Say "your hand is bigger than your face ya know." and when he puts his hand close to his face smack his hand into his nose
16. Say his name is un-manly and that Annabeth likes manly men, like Edward Cullen
17. When playing Capture the Flag, shoot him with a nerf gun and scream "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE FLAG FISH BOY!" then run off
18. When you catch him making out with Annabeth take a picture, show it to everyone, and tell them Percy plans to propose to Annabeth tomorrow
19. When he finds out tell him that Grover took the picture and said all those things
20. If he doesn't believe you and tries to beat you up, shoot him with a nerf gun and yell "IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!!" then shoot him in the face and run off to annoy someone else
21. Say "I like chocolate milk" at the dinner table over and over again
22. Or try saying "I like cereal." over and over again
23. When he implodes tell Chiron that I was Annabeth's fault 'cause she made out with him too long
i was bored okay? i'm sorry if you dont like them.......and im sorry if they arent funny
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ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
lerv it.
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Bokukokhmer Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Number 24 ask him if he wants to try some shark fin soup
Number 25 Tell his dad that Percy asked for DNA proof that Poseidon is his father
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Ivyheart090 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist
lol 14 xD 
You should also sing, "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, and this is how it goes.......... I know a song that will get on your nerves~~"
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Caaroolina Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
HE IS GONNA PROPOUSE!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TELL THE APHRODITE CABIN!!!!
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sophiacyra Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
haha number 14 thats my fav
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Porsheee Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Writer
21 lol
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alteaestelles Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha ha is so so so funny i love them all
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8bit-Proxy Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I will tell him soon 17 was my favorite!
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shannonredwind8 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
it was funny

if you want to role play about percy jackson go to this site
xat.com/demigod_roleplay
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Moonbeamprincess Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
XD I giggled so hard I think my family thinks I'm crazy
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VenusandRobecca Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student General Artist
14 and 7 are best.
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Icyfire101 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i agree.
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VenusandRobecca Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Yiss
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CrescentLunaLupin Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Lol but whats with the the emo stuff?
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The fuck if I know
i was like 12 when I wrote this XD
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Madam-Victoria Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
L...o....fuckin l......I think I'm gonna die of laughter.
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MaisieNewell Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
OMG LOL!!
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iggykoopa92 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
so funny:D
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ilikecorn101 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
i like chocolate milk... i like cereal... I see what you did there
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VioletMemorys Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what I said on ur other one...… ihegonein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shannonredwind8 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
you have the TARDES as a pic thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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catmi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I...CANT... STOP...LAGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad you liked it~
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:iconcatmi:
catmi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
can you do more like that? like for grover or annabeth?
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I have an Annabeth one
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:iconcatmi:
catmi Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont see one in your gallery?
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm... Let me see
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:iconcatmi:
catmi Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
kk!
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry. I think I have a "what not to do at Camp Halfblood" and "How to Annoy Iggy" From Maximum Ride
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Nidokingfan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Student Writer
HAHA, this just made my day.
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad~

Thanks for the fave, btw~
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Nidokingfan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Student Writer
U R welcome. :D
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hidanslover65 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012
wow that is hullarious, do you mind if i use it in a story I'm writing?
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go ahead~
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hidanslover65 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
thank you!!!!!!
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem~
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magicmytho Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
don't forget "spit on him and see if he gets wet!"
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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magicmytho Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
My cousin and I were makind a "Ways to annoy Percy Jackson" too, and "see if he gets wet" things came up a LOT!
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Cool
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magicmytho Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanx!
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luckygirl555 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
XD! Add this one, "Replace Riptide with a real pen and see what happens, then replace his SCHOOL pen with Riptide and watch him freak out his class." And "Make him and Thalia have "Family bonding time" Together"
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Nic XD
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crazymonkay Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
GAWSH THIS IS REALLLY FUNNY I LUV IT!!
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
thank u ^_^
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SoulEaterGirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
OH MY FUDGE! I WAS LAUGHING FOR SO LONG! i need to do one now~! not for Percy.... some else....
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Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
im glad u liked it
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SoulEaterGirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
i did one 4 fang. its not very good, but OH WELL
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
mine wasnt very good
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SoulEaterGirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
im doing a What I wont do ant Camp Halfblood
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