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26 ways to Annoy Nico di Angelo

1. Call him emo
2. Ask him if he likes Pokemon cards as well as god cards
3. Ask him if he had anger issues
4. Poke him in the face multiple times
5. Tell him he has no life, then slap him, and then walk away
6. Tell him he needs some sun
7. Whenever he talks to you go "ZOMG A GHOST!" then freak out and run away
8. If you ever see him all alone, go up to him and say "aw it's okay, don't cry emo kid."
9. Tell him he needs a girlfriend
10. Sing the song that never ends right into his ear…very loudly
11. If he ever summons dead people, run around and scream "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!"
12. When he's not looking shoot him with a Nerf gun and before he sees you shot him, shove the gun into Percy's hands then run off
13. Ask him if he and Hades had the "talk"
14. Ask him if he knows what the "talk" is about
15. Ask him what the "Dance of Springtime" is
16. Order him to do the YMCA for your own enjoyment
17. Tell him you think he's suicidal
18. Get him black nail polish for Christmas
19. Ask him if has ever ridden on Chiron
20. Hurt him with Silly Bandz
21. When he gets mad say "would you like to talk about that?"
22. Or when he's sad
23. Ask him if he likes Percy
24. Blame everything you do to him, on Percy or Grover
25. Pretend he's been Exorcised and pretend to free him of the Demon inside him
26. When he tells you he's not an Exorcist say "how do YOU know?" then run away laughing
i hope u like it ^_^ it took me forever to come up with this stuff
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:iconjaytalon888:
Jaytalon888 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
29. be Will Solace
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SELI-book Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
These would literally tear him to bits! lol Nico is my favorite character, especially after HoH
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jolynn1012 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"Do you like Percy?" Have you read the fifth book of Heroes of Olympus?
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13NightFury Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
27. ask him if he likes pasta
28. if he says no call him a traitor of his country

saw this on another list of how to annoy Nico, think it was made by :iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep! It was made by me! :)
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:icon13nightfury:
13NightFury Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^v^
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Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^-^
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Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
I meant five
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:iconchoclate-dreams:
Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha I love number four haha
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Violet3039 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist
Went to see nico in deviant world.he is NOT happy.tried everything on him.now on the run from crazy emo kid.HELP!!!!!!La la la la 
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:icon13nightfury:
13NightFury Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bianca can make him stop...*smirk*

(our inside joke)

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:iconviolet3039:
Violet3039 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist
Yep.
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:iconrrbzrulez:
Rrbzrulez Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Nico was pissed when I did all this
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Shadowdragon442 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
So mean! You no be mean to Nico!
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hazelstripe Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
What is this "Dance of Springtime" of which you speak?
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You know
The
Dance of Spring time
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:iconhazelstripe:
hazelstripe Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Dance around the Maypole? (sorry i'm kind of clueless...)
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uhm
//pats head
Shhhhh
When you're older
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:iconhazelstripe:
hazelstripe Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
O.o *getting curious*
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Shshsshshshsh
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azie12 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Farkle575 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Artist
LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
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:iconbookwormchic:
Bookwormchic Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
still love it!
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jaimes37 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha love it nice job
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:iconbookwormchic:
Bookwormchic Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's soooooo funny
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VioletMemorys Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
make another one for thalia or annabeth!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ehe, I'm not writing as much as i should so, we'll see ^^;
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VioletMemorys Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
k
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VioletMemorys Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
violently LOLing!!! kdinakiwd I cant even type!!!!!!!!!ssgswg5ygk,ghmndfgerhehr
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catmi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I...CANT... STOP...LAGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^
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:iconcatmi:
catmi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
also Thalia or Luke
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My-tails-to-big Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I so have on!.......wait for it.........wait for it...........Bring him..........McDonalds!Then say we all chipped in!
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol~
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alldragonsrawesome Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Student
Oh, I have one!; When ever you see him coming, draw runes on the ground, and when he asks what you're doing, say "trying to get rid of demons." and glare at him.:D

Refer to him as Deathboy, Emo-Gothkid, or Prince of Hell.

Tell a random chid of Aphrodite that he has a crush on her.

Ask him if he can help you with your History test by summoning a ghost from that time to give you the answers.

And now I can't think of any more.......These were funny, I allmost choked for laughing.
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That's glad you liked them ^_^
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magicmytho Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
....ppfft... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!... woah! sorry bout that! really funny though!
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:la:
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:iconmagicmytho:
magicmytho Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
=D
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luv-fufucuddlypoops Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
HAHAHA
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^ I'm glad I entertain you.
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crazymonkay Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010
OMFG SOOO FUDGING HILLARIOUS (if he and hades had the talk ) OMFG ROFL ROFLVROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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:iconmew-sempai:
Mew-Sempai Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
im glad u laughed ^_^
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