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26 ways to Annoy Nico di Angelo

1. Call him emo
2. Ask him if he likes Pokemon cards as well as god cards
3. Ask him if he had anger issues
4. Poke him in the face multiple times
5. Tell him he has no life, then slap him, and then walk away
6. Tell him he needs some sun
7. Whenever he talks to you go "ZOMG A GHOST!" then freak out and run away
8. If you ever see him all alone, go up to him and say "aw it's okay, don't cry emo kid."
9. Tell him he needs a girlfriend
10. Sing the song that never ends right into his ear…very loudly
11. If he ever summons dead people, run around and scream "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!"
12. When he's not looking shoot him with a Nerf gun and before he sees you shot him, shove the gun into Percy's hands then run off
13. Ask him if he and Hades had the "talk"
14. Ask him if he knows what the "talk" is about
15. Ask him what the "Dance of Springtime" is
16. Order him to do the YMCA for your own enjoyment
17. Tell him you think he's suicidal
18. Get him black nail polish for Christmas
19. Ask him if has ever ridden on Chiron
20. Hurt him with Silly Bandz
21. When he gets mad say "would you like to talk about that?"
22. Or when he's sad
23. Ask him if he likes Percy
24. Blame everything you do to him, on Percy or Grover
25. Pretend he's been Exorcised and pretend to free him of the Demon inside him
26. When he tells you he's not an Exorcist say "how do YOU know?" then run away laughing
i hope u like it ^_^ it took me forever to come up with this stuff
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SELI-book Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
These would literally tear him to bits! lol Nico is my favorite character, especially after HoH
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jolynn1012 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"Do you like Percy?" Have you read the fifth book of Heroes of Olympus?
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13NightFury Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
27. ask him if he likes pasta
28. if he says no call him a traitor of his country

saw this on another list of how to annoy Nico, think it was made by :iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
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Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep! It was made by me! :)
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13NightFury Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^v^
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Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^-^
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Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
I meant five
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Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha I love number four haha
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Violet3039 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
Went to see nico in deviant world.he is NOT happy.tried everything on him.now on the run from crazy emo kid.HELP!!!!!!La la la la 
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13NightFury Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bianca can make him stop...*smirk*

(our inside joke)

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